Top 50 Meows of All Time
1) Don’t Call Me Cute
Some of us are born with the weight of the world already upon our shoulders … see here, Exhibit A, Kitten Of Six Weeks With Soul of Six Hundred Years.
2) Two Peas In A Pod
Or, rather, a filing crate. Neither one looks the least bit perturbed, either … It’s as if they were always meant to be in there, together …
3) Just Missing a Martini
Ohhhh yeah, tiki time … Wait, are we inside?
4) “I’m Waiting”
Is his food late in arriving? Was it dissatisfactory the first time? Or is that just his face?
5) Timing Can’t Get Much Better
Surprise attack, caught in mid-air … Did the photographer win a prize for this?
6) The Friend Groomer
This is friendship ladies and gentlemen. One is actually licking his friend’s face … the other is letting her face be licked.
7) Bites of Musical Passion
There are many ways to play piano and show feelings in the music. Chopin did it with his hands … Meowssorgsky uses his teeth.
8) “Whose Idea Was This Again?”
The box promises one thing, but this cat clearly thinks something else.
9) Two Thrones, One Go
Fluffs regularly clutches the side of his owner’s toilet while using his own. Besides providing extra stability, it makes him feel like more of a connection exists between he and his best friend. Charming!
10) One Cool Cat
You just wish you were cool enough … to fall asleep somewhere you shouldn’t be in the first place, and have someone put sunglasses on your fluffy face, and take a picture.
11) Closet Kitty
What was Meowkins even thinking here? Whatever it was, it’s caused a bit of a hang-up, and we hope his owner got him out after taking the picture!
12) It’s A Scandal!
Kitty just saw something she MUST tell EVERYONE about right away … but, you didn’t hear it from her!
13) The Hiccup Cure
1) Bend over backwards, drink from faucet upside-down.
2) You must be a cat for this to be possible.
14) Peter Pan Cat
Remember Peter Pan, trying to catch his own shadow? And it kept running away from him? This kitten is attempting a similar feat, except with this pretty lady’s shadow.
15) Wanderers Pondering
And now, Duck and Cat stare out of a window, reflecting after a long day.
16) Funhouse Kitty
This young lady is a little worried about what she sees in the mirror … just remember, you are in a funhouse!
17) New Best Friends
The look of joy on this elder man’s face makes you want to cry! Admit it!
18) Reading to the Shelter Kitty
This kitty is learning to read, but he is also learning how it feels to be loved.
19) The Fashionista
One part Elizabethen neck ruff, one part modern haute coutre, and one part avante garde, we give you Meow-adonna Ver-scratch-e.
20) “I Feel You, Gramma”
These two have a supernatural bond.
21) The Not-Maid-In-Manhattan
Luckily for this guy, he is a cat, and cannot truly be a maid … but, who is gonna break it to him?
22) The Sneaky Slipper Snatcher
Silly cat. You are a cat … you don’t need slippered feet to walk quietly! The slippers held him up (perhaps because they are half as long as his body), and he got caught.
23) Poses, Doesn’t Know It
Despite this cat’s simple intent to take a nap, he wound up highly photogenic, as if posing for a pinup.
24) Momma Cat Meets Human Kitten
“You smell like my babies, but you’re way bigger and missing some hair …”
25) The Triumphant Photo-Bomber
Just take a look at his owner’s pained face, and you will understand what life with this kitty must be like on a daily basis.
26) The Best Way To Do Crunches
This kitty is not only working out his core, he’s also working on his balance. Now that’s talent.
27) The Prize Winner
Every good cat deserves recognition! Yes, even if your cat can drive you insane at times – which, let’s be honest, we bet he or she has.
28) Baby Got Back
I like … big …
29) Lars and the Real Chicken
Don’t worry, it’s not just a phase. This is real love…
30) Don’t Judge Me
If this kitty’s ears were just a little longer, and if he had a quivering nose, he would look just like one of those enormous prize-winnings rabbits you see at the State Fair.
31) Spoons On Spoons On Spoons
There’s no limit to this spoon party.
32) The Mini-Me
Rather like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers, with his mini-me, here is the kitty equivalent.
We’ve all been caught by our parents coming home after a night out at the club…….the next morning.
34) Scratch That Itch
Some of us are afraid to try this on our beloved felines, but this kitty’s face says it all: it’s apparently the best thing ever.
This napsack has been ignored for the other, fluffier one.
36) The Ice-Cream Loving Kitty
Looks like someone else has taken his ice cream. “Oh, snap!” he says.
37) The Balloon Despising Fluffy
“And one!!! And …. two!!!! AND …. “
38) Bodyguard and the Paparazzi
The bodyguard tries to save her client from the camera flashes, but the star’s evening of quiet is disturbed.
39) “You’re Not Going Anywhere Kitten”
She’s got an extra tight grip on this one.
40) All Good Things Come To An End
These two were having the best ten seconds of their lives, until their owner caught them!
41) Is It A Kiss Or A Flea Grooming?
Either way, this looks like the poster for a movie made for cats, starring cats … and, okay, we’d watch it too.
42) Fan of Morris
This kitty has some healthy self-esteem. He’s got his mug on his mug! Precious.
43) “It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s A…………?”
Talk about agility and being creative – these two are certainly enjoying every adventure that life has to offer.
44) Legion Commander
The dignity, the fierceness, the power, the force, the helmet … which is a Chinese food delivery box …
45) Floating Peek-A-Boo Pussycat
Proof that James Bond probably should have always been a cat.
46) Little Red Riding……..Kitty?
Note that the cat’s Little Red Riding Hood costume is made by Hello Kitty.
Oh, please keep rolling those baby blues our way. They take up half your face! Okay, you want us to go away now? We get it.
There’s nobody getting in the way of this friendship.
49) The Cat Who Loves Possessively
Despite the dog’s terrified face, he must have some love for his feline friend, because he certainly has the strength to get out of that clawed grasp! Or does he?
50) The Ray Of Light
Here, this slender young cat appears to be having an epiphany, as evidenced by the ray of light shining directly upon his noggin. Is it symbolic? Is it magical? Only the young kitty knows.